Where did she go? and more

There are moments in your life when you realize that "you are not the woman you once were" this morning is one of those moments.

If this were 1988 and I were still 22 - I would have been up at 6:00 am - packed a room or two - gone to the cleaners, the grocery store and Target - and been home by 11:00 a.m.

Flash forward 20 years - even though DH & the animals are gone to stay with the MIL this weekend (because FIL is out of town) - I am moving like molasses in winter! Where is the energy of days gone by? I need to get my a-- up off the couch and start decluttering today . . .feel free to call and check progress if you read this post - maybe it will motivate me.

On another note - I had dinner with the seller last night - girl's night out - it was fun. But I had my first "we are going to be poor now" crisis. Why? Because she has the most gorgeous eyelashes I have ever seen - and when I complimented her - she took me into her "cone of silence" and told me they are fake! She whipped out her blackberry and gave me the number of Tanya - who for $300.00 does the first application and then it is $75.00 every three weeks. I am salivating over those lashes and trying to figure out how I can justify the expense . . .

Since we are starting the new and final round of shots in early June - can they be a "poor miss k . .shots in the a-- gift?" or since I promise DH that I won't drink during IVF cycles - can I justify the lashes as all the money I am saving on wine?

Please feel free to help me rationalize the eyelashes . .